February 2011
I also recently got $20 worth of makeup from e.l.f...
first day i showed up at work with neon pink eyeshadow. then dramatic black. then white. then silver. everyone was like ??? because usually i dont wear much.
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Today I had chicken and vegetable bento from Rice Junkies and it was super good. So much food for so little money! I felt sick from eating too much and rolled around on the bed feeling both sorry for myself and super happy with life.
yep.
purplemachine replied to your post: Some 3 year old comes into the store and picks up a coffee mug and says “CUP” and they’re the star of the show. I do the same thing and people think I’m weird. Ageism.
why doesn’t anybody think it’s cute when *i* dump my oatmeal on my head
I would! I would put my hands on my hips and smile playfully, then wag my finger at you as I...
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Some 3 year old comes into the store and picks up...
January 2011
stimulateyoursenses:
abnormal-alana:
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sauerkrautforever asked: i know what you mean! i love food too! and i know it's a bit rough too make the transition but it is soooo worth it. and i find it's much easier to enjoy my delicious meals without the side of guilt! have you watched earthlings? it's free online @ http://www.earthlings.com/ ! and you live in portland and i am soo jeeeellz because that is a vegan mecca!
sorry if it seems like...
sorry if it seems like...
sauerkrautforever asked: chicken shawarma? i thought for sure you were a vegan! you gotta get with the veganism! it is delicious and a wonderful. i'm sure you would have enjoyed a nice falafel just as much if not more than that chicken shawarma.
“It’s very soft to kiss a girl… Very soft.”
– Natalie Portman on Mila Kunis’ ‘Sweet Lips’ nickname (via magicalzebra)
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ughhhh stupid bug bite on my face ughhhhh youre so...
Okay, Tumblr goal for 2011:
More original posts from my own life, less reblogging other peoples lives
poptates:
Hahah yeah man. This is what I used to learn how to draw female bodies. Well, female anything. Archie comics were my biggest influence when I was a kid. I had stacks and stacks of Archie comics and I would always get yelled at for reading them in class. At home I would fill notebook upon notebook with drawings of Archie characters and my own Archie creations. I drew constantly as a...
“While we’re at it, can we stop trivializing decency in discourse by labeling it...”
– Evolution, rape, ovulation, and how to get your opinions labeled “Science.” | Holly, The Pervocracy
THANK YOU for so perfectly articulating why the current use of the phrase “politically correct” drives my ass up the fucking wall!
(via feministlibrarian)
“Since the story broke that Chick-fil-A was donating to the Pennsylvania Family...”
– gayrights.change.org
“Yeah this article is pretty stupid. Just do society a favor and shave your arm...”
– Manuel Quelle
Disgusting comment on an article about armpit hair
This is what we’re up against, everyone: non sequitur arguments, circular reasoning, close-mindedness, pigheadedness.
“Stop being nasty and shave…” It’s like he didn’t read the article. Oh, yea, he probably didn’t read the article...
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You Scored as Switch
Switch 96%
Masochist 93%
Bondage 93%
Sadist ...
What I wouldn't give for just 24 hours to be by...
i have an old, gray, fat, pussy that has pushed...
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radicallyhottoff:
and I say that not to do some genital essentializing bullshit where i’m all—ooh, my womb makes me a wombon and my vag is a sacred portal of life!!!
i say that instead to say—at one point—i had a very nice porn pussy. the fuckable kind that would get me laid and/or married. i nourished it with virginity and kept it a fresh gift for my future spouse. i had a...
