January 2011
allyourragingglory asked: You're so pretty and lovely and shiny and brilliant and--gahh! You're so pretty, I wouldn't even fart in front of you. Unless you were into farting. If that was the case, I would teach myself to fart on command. But you don't strike me as the type to... I'm sure you don't even poo. And and and and and gosh, you're just so unbearably lovely. I just want to set you...
people should realize they don't need gimmick... →
gallopingoff:
to do things right in a kitchen without injuring themselves
an understanding of cutlery and the ability to properly sharpen one would eliminate any need for this
even as an idea, and holding something that could cut off your finger (as this is the only conceivable purpose of owning a 8000 grit whetstone) is supposed to teach respect and self confidence, not fear of your own...
December 2010
“Girl leaves drab farm, becomes a fag hag, meets gay lions and men that don’t try...”
– John Waters on the plot of Wizard of Oz (via exbestfriend)
do my three word thing, make me feel fabulous
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Think women have achieved equality? Think again. →
We Can’t Be Equal While:
Gender Roles
Men are the default and women are the Other (and therefore lesser).
Being called “girly” or a “sissy” or “pussy” are some of the worst insults you can give a man.
When a woman shows confidence in herself, she is said to “have balls”, or conversely she is a “man-eater”, “ball-buster”, or a “bitch” because she was “too” assertive.
Men are beat up,...
Imagine if a girl irl actually liked me.
mmeerkat:
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am not a pretty girl that is not what I do I ain’t no damsel in distess and I don’t need to be rescued so put me down punk maybe you’d prefer a maiden fair isn’t there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere I am not an angry girl but it seems like I’ve got everyone fooled every time I say something they find hard to hear they chalk it up to my anger and never...
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wait… what?
i want a girl.
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I can't stand a system where girls have to find... →
stfusexists:
yeuxcouverts:
jazzonia:
HA HA HA those make a sandwich jokes! They’re so funny except they’re not. I’m just going to laugh along otherwise I will be perceived as stuck-up and consequently, a girly-girl, which is a bad thing to be because girly is definitely inferior and I would never want to be girly, I just want to fit in with the cool guys who demean me because their...
rrabbit replied to your photo: My roommate is so enjoyable to live with and never…
honestly i think mugs are one of my favorite items to receive as gifts… i drink a lot of tea and coffee and i always think of that person when i see the mug :”D
Awww, that is so nice that you think of them when you drink out of it!! I love mugs too, and so does he. We actually have no regular cups, just...
Anonymous asked: Pandas are more closely related to raccoons than bears. I just heard that on tv in a 1944 short film. Thought you would want to know.
Anonymous asked: Pandas are more closely related to raccoons than bears. I just heard that on tv in a 1944 short film. Thought you would want to know.
Hundreds of letters to Santa are mysteriously... →
